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{"type":"general","setup":"When is a door not a door?","punchline":"When it's ajar.","id":282}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the worst thing about ancient history class?","punchline":"The teachers tend to Babylon.","id":274}
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Perast is a town in Coastal region of Montenegro. It is situated a few kilometres northwest of Kotor and is noted for its proximity to the islets of St. George and Our Lady of the Rocks.
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