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{"type":"standard","title":"Mitch Shirra","displaytitle":"Mitch Shirra","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6880998","titles":{"canonical":"Mitch_Shirra","normalized":"Mitch Shirra","display":"Mitch Shirra"},"pageid":13268893,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/Mitch_Shirra.jpg/330px-Mitch_Shirra.jpg","width":320,"height":461},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/Mitch_Shirra.jpg","width":1681,"height":2424},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280836352","tid":"33c0ab12-0299-11f0-acc6-07f209042413","timestamp":"2025-03-16T19:02:27Z","description":"New Zealand speedway rider","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Shirra","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Shirra?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Shirra?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mitch_Shirra"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Shirra","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mitch_Shirra","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Shirra?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mitch_Shirra"}},"extract":"Mitchell Owen Shirra is a New Zealand former motorcycle speedway rider who rode with the Coventry Bees, Reading Racers, Swindon Robins and Ipswich Witches in the British League. During his career he rode as and was better known as Mitch Shirra. He earned 17 caps for the New Zealand national speedway team.","extract_html":"
Mitchell Owen Shirra is a New Zealand former motorcycle speedway rider who rode with the Coventry Bees, Reading Racers, Swindon Robins and Ipswich Witches in the British League. During his career he rode as and was better known as Mitch Shirra. He earned 17 caps for the New Zealand national speedway team.
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Uppslagsverket Finland is a Swedish-language encyclopedia with a focus on Finland and in particular Finland-Swedish subjects.
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