{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
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{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
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{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
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Thrigby Post Windmill is located in the civil parish of Mautby in the English county of Norfolk. The mill is on the south side of Mill Lane 1,125 yards (1.029Â km) east of the village of Thrigby. The post mill is north of The River Bure, Breydon Water and the Halvergate Marshes.
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