{"type":"programming","setup":"Which song would an exception sing?","punchline":"Can't catch me - Avicii","id":32}
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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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