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Daya Nayak is an Indian Police officer of the Mumbai Police. He joined the department in 1995, and rose to fame as an encounter specialist in the late 1990s, as a member of the Detection Unit.
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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?","punchline":"Because he is 2 square.","id":337}
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{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
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