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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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Jack Muller (1923-2005) was a Chicago Police Detective.
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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the belt go to prison?","punchline":"He held up a pair of pants!","id":316}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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Tamara Natalia Christina Mayawati Bleszynski, also known as Tamara Bleszynski is an Indonesian actress, singer, and model. Bleszynski began her career in the soap opera Anakku Terlahir Kembali in RCTI in 1996.
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