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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
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