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The War of the Succession of Landshut resulted from a dispute between the Duchies of Bavaria-Munich and Bavaria-Landshut (Bayern-Landshut). An earlier agreement between the different Wittelsbach lines, the Treaty of Pavia (1329), concerned the law of succession and stated that if one branch should become extinct in the male line, the other would inherit. The agreement disregarded imperial law, which stipulated that the Holy Roman Emperor should inherit if a line failed.
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Høvik Church is a cruciform church in Bærum in Akershus county, Norway. The building is in brick and has 500 seats.
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