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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a careful wolf?","punchline":"Aware wolf.","id":194}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a monkey in a mine field?","punchline":"A babooooom!","id":210}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Waldo only wear stripes?","punchline":"Because he doesn't want to be spotted.","id":361}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do I look like?","punchline":"A JOKE MACHINE!?","id":188}
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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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