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{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
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Aspatria Rugby Union Football Club is an English rugby union club based in Aspatria, Cumbria in north west England, not far from the Scottish Border. They are nicknamed the \"Black Reds\", and have a red cockerel as their logo. They currently play in Regional 2 North – a tier 6 league in the English rugby union system – following reorganisation of the league system and their transfer from Durham/Northumberland 1 in 2021–22.
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