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{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}
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{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
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