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{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
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